they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
