That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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