K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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