My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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