The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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