this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize
