I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize