awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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