I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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