can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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