I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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