We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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