Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I had to cum in my sink.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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