Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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