12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
