Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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