franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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