Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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