Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found your dick twin last night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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