Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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