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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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