Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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