after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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