i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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