yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
