It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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