she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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