GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The struggles of a small town man whore
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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