i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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