1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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