No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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