Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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