I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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