I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
