You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Randomize
