I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Houston, we have a squirter
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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