Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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