i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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