wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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