so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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