she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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