butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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