what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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