I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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