Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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