I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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