normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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