My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm too high and old for this...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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