Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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