did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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