i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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