I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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