She is in my trunk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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