Swine flu. Run for my life!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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