Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
