I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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